I was so inspired by the work of Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Cold Case Posse that I have decided to form the Reality Check Radio Red Hot Posse (Patent Pending). Our mission and techniques will build upon those used by the Cold Case Posse. I am sending an invitation to the Cold Case Posse lead investigator, Mike Zullo, to become the technical consultant for the RCRRHP. Instead of taking months and months to dredge up old discredited evidence we will tackle new cases with reckless abandon. I have assembled a list of cases that we plan to take up first:
- Andrew Breitbart’s
murder, death. Who really had the most to gain from his death? Breitbart apparently had spoken with Sheriff Joe the evening of his death so he will be our very first person of interestwitness. Breitbart had reportedly mocked the Birther movement in a conversation with Joe Farrah. Did Breitbart tell Sheriff Joe to stick his investigation up his butt? Was Breitbart going to blow the lid on the CCP?
- The disappearance of John Charlton. John Charlton the esteemed founder of the Post and Email blog has neither been seen nor heard for over a year. His successor Sharon Rondeau has now turned Charlton’s once proud blog into a subscription only service. Internet rumors say the the readership has plummeted. We know Mr. Charlton has to be turning over in his grave about that. (Assuming he is dead of course.)
- Is Orly Taitz a stealth Obot? No one could be that inept at law. She has helped the Obama campaign to raise thousands of dollars by selling mugs and tee-shirts. At every opportunity she has her photo taken with Republican candidates who then immediately plummet in the polls and drop out of the race. She has worked her magic photo of death on Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry. She recently appeared with Newt Gingrich and his campaign is now on life support. We will find out who is really behind her and if she ever became a naturalized US citizen.
We will investigate how Mike Zullo is profiting from his own investigation by selling copies of old WND articles as if they were a real investigation.[Editor: Sorry Mr. Zullo but that one slipped through.]
- Reopening the probe into the Kennedy assassination. (I know this is a very old case but we needed to give Paul Irey something to do.)
That is a good start for our team of investigators. If you sign up today you will receive your very own certificate, decoder ring, and plastic cowboy hat. The lucky 10th member will win the RCRRHP collectors stick pony. No qualifications are required at all just as was the case with Sheriff Joe’s Posse.
Here is my letter to Cold Case Posse lead investigator Mike Zullo:
Dear Mr. Zullo
Your work on the Cold Case Posse was just awesome. Based on your fine example I have decided to form my very own Posse here at Reality Check Radio. While the top position of Marshal of the Posse is taken (by yours truly) we could use your expertise as a technical consultant. Some of the areas we think you could provide assistance would be pumping life into old discredited evidence, ignoring plain facts, accusing anonymous people of imaginary crimes, and producing outrageously silly YouTube videos. We plan to sell our reports for profit too and might even be willing to share a smidgen of the proceeds since we know you would do this for free as a public service. You are welcomed to bring along Dr. Corsi as I know you and he are very, very, very close.
As soon as I receive your affirmative response I will have your complimentary badge, cowboy hat, and one of our stick ponies shipped right to your door. Please send me a prepaid Fedex shipping label because our start up costs have been a little burdensome.
I look forward to learning from someone with your experience (just what was your experience again?) You will be a featured speaker at our first meeting to be held soon at the RC Radio HQ.
Marshal of the Posse